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( now I don't have to delete old quotes anymore ! )

2004

"Whenever I come, there are only guys around" ~ Brad Boyd (USN)

Bock2625: doing it with one hand is worse...

onelastttear: i hate all people equally.. its not bad.. although i suppose according to affirmative action i suppose id have to kill more minorities even if white males are more qualified

Bock2625: and you actually used it for GOOD instead of evil for a change

Hon85: ....oh man, i am gonna be that lady on the news that everyone laughs at and says "what the hell was she thinking?! of course the stench coming from the basement was dead bodies of three people her son murdered--not old gym shoes!"

Hon85: hahah not only that, but u manipulate to take advantage of trust without letting people think you are taking advantage

onelastttear: i wanna sleep my way to the top but i cant.. im just a wanna be whore.. im all washed up.. there no meaning in my life

MSE at OHIOSTATE: you're a good man Sean
J B99 9007999: yes i am
MSE at OHIOSTATE: you are mainly characterized by your modesty

Msugarhigh: i'm psycho...
Msugarhigh: or is that psychic!

MSE at OHIOSTATE: the amish are al-quida operatives

Msugarhigh: i hate you and all of your evilness!!! it's dispicable, deplorable, and disgusting.

Msugarhigh: and to answer your question: EVERYONE pays EVERYTIME!

Loki050: but when she asked "What are you eating habits?"
Loki050: I relpied with a strait face: "I'll eat a whole pizza, then fiften minutes later I go throw up and take my laxitives.

hannahlime: thats sad, I will miss you like I miss my colds after I get better or like I miss getting leprosy

Hon85: well the typical engineer is like dull to communication.......there are the few that i have seen, like you, that use your intelligence to make communication more sarcastic and humorous, but most are just odd

MSE at OHIOSTATE: you are an evil man
MSE at OHIOSTATE: but you are good at it
MSE at OHIOSTATE: and everyone needs a hobby

Bock2625: who the hell wants to win a Kia?
Bock2625: thats like giving away life sentences in sing-sing

onelastttear: everything evil reminds me of you

BahnStoermer: I'd do his mom, from the back, in front of everyone and scream "Yeeee Hawwww, Ridem' Cowboys! Who's Up Next???"

Bock2625: i can't wait
JB999007999: for what ?
Bock2625: straight eye for the queer guy
JB999007999: oh you gonna be taking notes ?

Worfle1: you are the best TA....EVER!!!

Auto response from Msugarhigh: what is with the +1???
I've decided Sean is the meanest person I know >:o

Msugarhigh: yeahi do have a problem w/accidents... oops
J B99 900 7999: thats why we call you puddles !

Msugarhigh(atwork): i have a TIME DEADLINE! no time for passion w/deadlines

Msugarhigh: i get no respect. hookers work HARD you know.

Msugarhigh: ISE = it's so goddamn easy my as-of-yet-unborn and un-concieved child could do it!

PreditorGirl: she says you'll have to get her drunk first!

PreditorGirl: when do you want it baby?

Hon85: i really do love that you have quotes up in your buddy profile from other people commenting on just how cruel you are.......kinda shows not only that you are cruel, but that you truly revel in it

Bock2625: don't get my ass fired
J B99 900 7999: ... theyd have to fire you twice
Bock2625: you mother fucker

Msugarhigh: you are cruel

hannahlime: I wish I was as cool as you Sean

Msugarhigh: can't he get it right??
Msugarhigh: it's ONLINE sex. geesh!

BahnStoermer: Thanks for all the help. Consider it a mild repayment for all the phone sex my g/f gives you.

Bock2625: kyle and alex go both ways

Msugarhigh: can't he get it right??
Msugarhigh: it's ONLINE sex. geesh!

BahnStoermer: Thanks for all the help. Consider it a mild repayment for all the phone sex my g/f gives you.

Msugarhigh: i'm not a pet!
J B99 900 7999: hmm you bark and roar, and will do tricks for treats ... that sounds like a pet to me
Msugarhigh: oh. crap. it does doesn't it. i have to change.

J B99 900 7999: nothing like a poster to break someone's spirit
onelastttear: i love it
onelastttear: its so .. evil
onelastttear: like us

Bock2625: dude, i need to get married so I can fly an SR71
Bock2625: oh wait, I won't fit in the cockpit

[ now there is a record in case anything happens ]
Worfle1: Im gonna be pissed
Worfle1: like
Worfle1: there will be another arson attack at OSU pissed

Msugarhigh: no, things haven't been the same since i started wearing UNDERPANTS again... get it right. geeesh.

J B99 900 7999: you pulled a wilkins man
LegomanOSU: FUCK YOU
J B99 900 7999: LOL
LegomanOSU: DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT

Bock2625: i'm watching extreme makovers
Brutus1161: add something to that quote like "I'm pouting about the state legislature passing the anti-gay marriage law, so I'm watching extreme makeovers"

Worfle1: you need to give up on this whole "working for a murdering Empire" kick and teach engineering in college

Msugarhigh: i'm looking to be slightly drunk and excited
J B99 900 7999: you may say you are a party girl, but deep down grandma wants to get back to her rocking chair

Brutus1161: ha ha. that's the only way to get girls to do what you want, get their competitiveness going. "girl #1 says she has nicer nipples, but I said you did. prove her wrong!"

Msugarhigh: ohhh okay sex w/strangers... got it!

Msugarhigh: i must tell you that your "The Way I See It" is quite inspiring. In fact, it led me on a serious downhill spiral into the depths of self-hatred when I read it. GOOD JOB!

onelastttear: you put the cool in college

Hon85: i gotta say, i miss you as a ta

Bock2625: "girls are like parking spots, they are either taken or they are handycapped."

John P Neyer: she's the only hot girl in ME
J B99 900 7999: if she is in you ... then it might not be a "she"

Hon85: so i said "steal the whole family".......bc you know its better to kidnap a whole family than just one member

Hon85: there are studies that say jesus smoked marijuana

Hon85: so i said "steal the whole family".......bc you know its better to kidnap a whole family than just one member

Msugarhigh: yum yum
Msugarhigh: i like a piece of ass

onelastttear: lol well i couldnt make money with a webcam.. so i had to find other ways

2003

Msugarhigh: don't put that in your profile... please!

Msugarhigh: I HATE YOU AND YOUR EVILNESS

Bock2625: i never thought about it that way....i paid money for a shirt with semen on it

Hon85: hahahahaha, "sandy is most excited for the abundance of opportunitites to try new and unusual drugs here at osu"

Msugarhigh: so i want to be a porn star...

Msugarhigh: and i only picked up one customer... a cop
Msugarhigh: that was the end of that hooker experience

hannahlime: I am such a freshman

Brutus1161: people like you who get their kicks at the expense of others
Brutus1161: crack my shit up!

Msugarhigh: it's my BIRTHDAY
Msugarhigh: i decide BITCH!

Brutus1161: mary just wishes she could play pony with both of us. I was named after kyle broflowski

onelastttear: yes i want to be a frat girl

Msugarhigh: who would have me as a pet?!?!?!
JB99900799 9: stoermer
Msugarhigh: hehehe he already does

JB99900799 9: do you have to go to work tomorrow ?
Msugarhigh: um yes unlike you no-school freakin' people
JB99900799 9: i dont think barbers work tomorrow either
Msugarhigh: *SIGH* But hookers do